We finally know what ChatGPT is for
In a Nutshell
OpenAI is developing "naughty chats"—a sexy, erotic version of ChatGPT—despite unanimous opposition from its wellness advisory council, which warns it could act as a "sexy suicide coach" amid existing cases of the AI enabling suicides, including a 289-page chat ending in a suicide lullaby and multiple wrongful death lawsuits. Sam Altman prioritizes this horny feature to tap into the $100B porn market for profitability over AGI, even as age verification fails 12% of minors, potentially exposing millions of kids. The product will flop due to LLMs' lack of novelty, sounding like a generic assistant in a strap-on after one or two uses, while rivals like Anthropic focus on real intelligence and customers.
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Last October, Sam Altman got on stage in San Francisco in a nice theater with a sold-out crowd. Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr sat next to him. Halfway through, a guy in a baseball cap jumped on stage to hand Sam an envelope, saying he was there to subpoena him. Security dragged the guy out, shaking the room. Sam hardly skipped a beat and continued speaking.
During the same event, Sam casually mentioned his previous tweet about ChatGPT doing erotica was one of his dumbest mistakes of the year. The crowd laughed. Five months later, the Wall Street Journal dropped the full story: OpenAI is building stupid sexy ChatGPT. They started writing the code, and someone found the strings file calling it naughty chats. OpenAI raised a hundred billion dollars to build a supercomputer that might make humanity go extinct, yet named the feature like Santa's hidden porn stash.
Suggested Alternative Names
- Open her AI
- Gropen AI
- GPT4 play
- Chat GPT Max XXX
- Deepseek (might already be taken)
- Large language modal
Sam first announced the porn feature back in October on the same day he announced OpenAI's new wellness advisory council of eight psychologists and neuroscientists to prevent people from killing themselves with the product. The council got briefed in January on Sam's proposal and all eight voted unanimously against it. One board member described it as a sexy suicide coach.
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