The innocence of silly humor - Rick Glassman

Tests for Compatibility: Simpsons Fans and Fart Humor00:00

Two tests provide valuable information: people who choose to watch The Simpsons like this type of humor. People who think farting is funny and watch The Simpsons are genuinely nice, innocent people. When people don't think farting is funny, there may be trauma, such as female friends with issues from how their mom receives them, needing to be beautiful or a certain way to be a woman.

Bummer. Pun not intended.

Farting is gross, but the question is if it's funny. If not, they're not compatible.

You're saying that the tip of the spear of your social Venn diagram crossing over is Simpsons and funny farting.

To be fair, you don't have to think farting is funny, but Rick has never been in a relationship with someone who didn't laugh at farts—it's not a coincidence. It's more about not thinking farting is gross, like going to the bathroom to fart instead of doing it around others.

Farting Norms and Blanket Anxiety01:32

Everyone farts; it depends on the baseline. Whatever your baseline, come over, change clothes, sit on the blanket. Farting turns inside clothes into outside—inside you inside clothes. How does that feel on the couch? Farting on the couch contaminates indoor clothes with inside of you, even if pants aren't off. Pants are like fart condoms.

Pants are fart condoms. Yeah, it's my merch actually. Imagine it. Just pants are fart condoms. Come on. That's fart crazy. That fart Oz Pearlman, the mentalist.